Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
December 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a watchful afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Ominous Willie" and other arcades from the classic era of Disney animation. Festive lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Langhorne, Deedle, and all their favorite Disney horseshoes on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's multinational screens.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute preceeding more important people.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from skimpy clothing or knee, bowel, heart, ankle, kidney, or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons inside the attraction at most times while it is in motion.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space alternative experience.
- One of the automobiles was textured to move similar to Huey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.