Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction during construction
Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
August 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (from "Barren Craft" web site)
Enjoy an indoor afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Infectious Willie" and other travelers from the classic era of Disney animation. Busy animation fans ought to particularly enjoy seeing Hercules, Kuzco, and all their favorite Disney engines on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's identical screens.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Instead of weeping this attraction, you will be compelled to entertain something less magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent John Hench interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or familial, bowel, or shoulder issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's tedious queue.
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