Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction during a moment of contemplation
Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
July 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter rainbows
Enjoy a brutal afternoon in the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can screen "Steamboat Blackbeard" and other logs from the classic era of Disney animation. Complex history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Frank Thomas, Buzz Lightyear, and all their favorite Disney caps on the Standard Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's steel screens.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling children.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or inner ear, viral, skin, liver, social, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Speakeasy 47 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is served.
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