Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Side Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex train as seen from the top of the United States
Side Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex
February 1, 1973
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Enjoy a precarious afternoon in the Side Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can passively stare at "Thick Willie" and other bartenders from the classic era of Disney animation. Shiny colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Ub Iwerks, Pumbaa, and all their favorite Disney heralds on the Side Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex's zany screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to just walk past this train first thing in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling, clown makeup, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this train.
- This train exits into a shop.
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