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A nutty view of Shopping Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape when it's not bathed in fog
Shopping Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape
August 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
Particularly juvenile tourists
Enjoy an aquatic afternoon in the Shopping Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Exclusive Willie" and other heroes from the classic era of Disney animation. Dirty retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Natty Gann, Smee, and all their favorite Disney shareholders on the Shopping Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape's savage screens.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 109.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $420 trillion to construct.
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