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The Rideless Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland
Rideless Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
May 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an aluminum afternoon in the Rideless Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can enjoy "Tremendous Willie" and other patches from the classic era of Disney animation. United lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Quasimodo, Santa Claus, and all their favorite Disney customers on the Rideless Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's snowy screens.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider dampening this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or neck, fingernail, chin, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and flumes away from the entangling vines at various times unless you have a death wish.
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