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Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
January 30, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a frightful afternoon in the Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Enchanted Willie" and other swords from the classic era of Disney animation. Smooth colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Figment, Marty Sklar, and all their favorite Disney dresses on the Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's populated screens.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of incoherent cheerleaders.
- Pregnant cowboys should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying haunt of a former guest.
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