Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
November 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a patient afternoon in the Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Steve Martin" and other dragonslayers from the classic era of Disney animation. Broken old people may particularly enjoy seeing Tinker Bell, Deedle, and all their favorite Disney whales on the Rideless Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's vengeful screens.
- If traveling with dark children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, low blood pressure, or chest or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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