Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Primary Street, U.S.A. Show Room attraction during construction
Primary Street, U.S.A. Show Room
March 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a happy afternoon in the Primary Street, U.S.A. Show Room, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Cherished Willie" and other swords from the classic era of Disney animation. Prehistoric lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Ludwig Von Drake, Tim Burton, and all their favorite Disney gods on the Primary Street, U.S.A. Show Room's tight screens.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from finger, back, fingernail, ankle, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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