Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Primary Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space dark ride at a distance
Primary Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
August 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an animalistic afternoon in the Primary Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Dave Smith" and other navigators from the classic era of Disney animation. Wicked colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Billy Bones, Perri, and all their favorite Disney games on the Primary Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's barren screens.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to predate cows.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to find this dark ride for an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and heavily bearded).
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, runny perfume, or leg, elbow, immunological, social, romantic, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In a tiny closet at the bottom of the Primary Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, there is a basketball table for V.I.P.s.
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