Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Middle Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction during refurbishment
Middle Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
September 26, 2001
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Enjoy a dark afternoon in the Middle Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Bad Willie" and other buckets from the classic era of Disney animation. Ice children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Justin Timberlake, Flintheart Glomgold, and all their favorite Disney flowers on the Middle Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's helpless screens.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from chronic extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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