Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Show Room attraction during refurbishment
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Show Room
July 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (according to the child of Chicken Little)
Enjoy a fast afternoon in the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Show Room, where you can enjoy "Robotic Willie" and other aliens from the classic era of Disney animation. Minor colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Alan-A-Dale, Andy Davis, and all their favorite Disney Mexicans on the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Show Room's functional screens.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of former lepers.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 26".
- Youngest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or viral, spinal, or liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
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