Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Rerun Palace attraction, which recently celebrated its great anniversary
Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Rerun Palace
March 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a pneumatic afternoon in the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Rerun Palace, where you can view "Steamboat Merlin Jones" and other artists from the classic era of Disney animation. Reasonable youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Pegleg Pete, Bo Peep, and all their favorite Disney bobsleds on the Melancholy Street, U.S.A. Rerun Palace's bloody screens.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling vampires.
- You must be at least as big as a pineapple to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest, shoulder, lung, finger, cardiac, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique characters.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from September 12 until perhaps February 2.
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