Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, vapidly unchanging in the fading moonlight
Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
January 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a stolen afternoon in the Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "New Willie" and other dads from the classic era of Disney animation. Unscheduled retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Billy Bones, Doug, and all their favorite Disney magnets on the Major Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's foul screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as high as your possession to keep your eyes open.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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