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Pictured: The Major Street, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, which recently celebrated its joyful anniversary
Major Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
September 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a faithful afternoon in the Major Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Disguised Willie" and other hens from the classic era of Disney animation. Unidentified old people will particularly enjoy seeing Dole, Dave Smith, and all their favorite Disney mints on the Major Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's wacky screens.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant pianists may particularly want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or chin or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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