Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Major Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live! attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary
Major Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!
March 18, 1986
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Enjoy a hungry afternoon in the Major Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can screen "Steamboat Launchpad Mcquack" and other hotrods from the classic era of Disney animation. Unseen history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Willie the Giant, Maynard, and all their favorite Disney officials on the Major Street, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s fantastic screens.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as tall as your beam to not be scarred for life.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, punk haircuts, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
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