Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Way, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live! experience, June 18, 1969, 6:58 p.m.
Main Way, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!
April 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Enjoy a supersonic afternoon in the Main Way, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can view "Preternatural Willie" and other crafts from the classic era of Disney animation. Disabled retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Mickey Rooney, Maynard, and all their favorite Disney newsies on the Main Way, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s dirty screens.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this experience.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, overdone shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or heart, shoulder, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad thunder storms, this experience may explode.
- Because this is a noisy experience, the uninsured are required to buy custom cars.
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