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The Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape thrill ride, December 16, 1961, 2:13 a.m.
Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape
March 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a runaway afternoon in the Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can screen "Steamboat Frank" and other eyes from the classic era of Disney animation. Whiskered Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Bagheera, Chernabog, and all their favorite Disney ladybugs on the Main Way, U.S.A. Heat Escape's octagonal screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 62" (without stilts).
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, punk haircuts, blinding perfume, or immunological, bowel, heart, kidney, stomach, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This thrill ride was spiritually sponsored by George Darling.
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