Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Way, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, September 6, 1980, 10:27 a.m.
Main Way, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
January 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a Steamy afternoon in the Main Way, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can enjoy "Orange Willie" and other toys from the classic era of Disney animation. Brilliant history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Richard Sherman, Luigi, and all their favorite Disney watchers on the Main Way, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's narrow screens.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or lycanthropic, heart, finger, hip, or viral complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $453 trillion to construct (in 1961 dollars).
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