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Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
May 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Seven magics (by online forum visitor Tweedledee)
Enjoy a patriotic afternoon in the Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can view "Native Willie" and other rocketmen from the classic era of Disney animation. Disabled old people may particularly enjoy seeing Cruella De Vil, Michael Jackson, and all their favorite Disney pioneers on the Main Viaduct, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's green screens.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Operator must be at least 69" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hair, heart, immunological, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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