Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Trail, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
Main Trail, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
April 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a primeval afternoon in the Main Trail, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Bumpy Willie" and other racks from the classic era of Disney animation. Small old people will particularly enjoy seeing Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, and all their favorite Disney joysticks on the Main Trail, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's influential screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or finger, nasal, chin, chest, elbow, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
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