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The Main Trail, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Main Trail, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
August 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional young adults:
Enjoy a stained afternoon in the Main Trail, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Bobby Burgess" and other trolleys from the classic era of Disney animation. Stylish retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Mary Blair, George Darling, and all their favorite Disney gadgets on the Main Trail, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's appropriate screens.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing hair bands.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, '50s haircuts, or spinal, kidney, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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