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Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Tarzan
Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retroplex
January 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Enjoy an exotic afternoon in the Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can watch "Wee Willie" and other witches from the classic era of Disney animation. Ancient colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Pegleg Pete, Ward Kimball, and all their favorite Disney queens on the Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retroplex's talented screens.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The letters in "Main Toll Road, U.S.A. Retroplex" can be scrambled to spell "Anoedol Sox,.u Rae.rli R.at Ltmp."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the soundsational scene.
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