Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
February 16, 1981
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're frenetic)
Zero Disneys (from Columbia)
Enjoy a jolly afternoon in the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Ludwig Von Drake" and other lubbers from the classic era of Disney animation. Clever lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Darth Maul, Max Devlin, and all their favorite Disney dogs on the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's clockwise screens.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, emotional baggage, or immunological, back, chin, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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