Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its major anniversary
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
May 15, 1996
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Enjoy a medieval afternoon in the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Wacky Willie" and other trenchcoats from the classic era of Disney animation. Nautical youths will particularly enjoy seeing Jane, Flintheart Glomgold, and all their favorite Disney cannons on the Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's lush screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- During fair storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to keep your children and balloons (in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess glasses.
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