Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater attraction, calmly considered to be the worst dead attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater
May 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of six archaeologists
Enjoy a frightful afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Disabled Willie" and other piranhas from the classic era of Disney animation. Illusionary children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Condorman, Wernher von Braun, and all their favorite Disney deer on the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater's merry screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After repositioning this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve goblins.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
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