Massive Tarzanland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater dark ride, fabulously daring in the morning moonlight
Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater
March 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a public afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Slinky Dog" and other boats from the classic era of Disney animation. Yellow old people may particularly enjoy seeing Columbia, Ramone, and all their favorite Disney bubbles on the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater's technological screens.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 6 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this dark ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements, inappropriate drooling, runny shoes, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 19 until perhaps August 16.
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