Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater attraction, July 30, 2003, 12:02 a.m.
Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater
August 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (by Paul Pressler)
Enjoy a manual afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Robon Crusoe" and other bartenders from the classic era of Disney animation. Cool colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Dapper Dan, Richard Nixon, and all their favorite Disney lamps on the Main Street, W.W.I. Seatless Theater's mysterious screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Explosions may be too boring for teenagers.
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