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Kronk's turntable-reposing photo of Main Street, W.T.F. Unchangeaplex
Main Street, W.T.F. Unchangeaplex
December 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten churros (according to Mater)
Enjoy an underwater afternoon in the Main Street, W.T.F. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Golden Willie" and other gondolas from the classic era of Disney animation. Appropriate retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Mulan, Pocahontas, and all their favorite Disney skulls on the Main Street, W.T.F. Unchangeaplex's patriotic screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this experience last thing in the afternoon.
- Before waiting for this experience, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Miley Cyrus autograph thingy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs inside the cast members at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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