Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, W.T.F. Retroplex attraction during repairs
Main Street, W.T.F. Retroplex
December 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Eight jollies (according to Alice)
Enjoy an unscheduled afternoon in the Main Street, W.T.F. Retroplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Lewis Carrol" and other vans from the classic era of Disney animation. Gray old people will particularly enjoy seeing Pinocchio, Potato Head, and all their favorite Disney crows on the Main Street, W.T.F. Retroplex's awful screens.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In a tiny hideout at the tippy top of the Main Street, W.T.F. Retroplex, there is a loafing area for lost children.
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