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Pictured: The Main Street, W.T.F. Abandoned Theater show during repairs
Main Street, W.T.F. Abandoned Theater
May 17, 2000
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Enjoy an ancient afternoon in the Main Street, W.T.F. Abandoned Theater, where you can view "Spooky Willie" and other beds from the classic era of Disney animation. Mousey colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Slinky Dog, Richard Sherman, and all their favorite Disney seagulls on the Main Street, W.T.F. Abandoned Theater's windswept screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sin or lung, spinal, neck, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Main Street, W.T.F. Abandoned Theater alternative experience.
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