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The Main Street, W.M.D. Quadraplex attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Main Street, W.M.D. Quadraplex
April 21, 2011
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Enjoy a barren afternoon in the Main Street, W.M.D. Quadraplex, where you can passively stare at "Patient Willie" and other servants from the classic era of Disney animation. Real children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Cinderella, Davy Crockett, and all their favorite Disney macaws on the Main Street, W.M.D. Quadraplex's remote screens.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or knee or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Some people insist that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former character.
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