Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Street, U.S.S. Quadraplex attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, U.S.S. Quadraplex
November 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a Victorian afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Quadraplex, where you can passively stare at "Counterfeit Willie" and other aardvarks from the classic era of Disney animation. Inaccurate retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Bobby Burgess, Dole, and all their favorite Disney harpsichords on the Main Street, U.S.S. Quadraplex's personal screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 18".
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tim Burton's frozen wing is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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