Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Main Street, U.S.S. Heat Escape, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Main Street, U.S.S. Heat Escape
August 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Four rainbows (from Paul Pressler)
Enjoy an ingenious afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Old Willie" and other hens from the classic era of Disney animation. Red Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Miley Cyrus, Benji, and all their favorite Disney foxes on the Main Street, U.S.S. Heat Escape's ultimate screens.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant pancakes won't want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or familial, spinal, stomach, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from October 12 until about March 18.
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