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The Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom
June 5, 2009
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Seven Mickeys (by "The Hydrophone" gossip column)
Enjoy a typical afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Dewey" and other camps from the classic era of Disney animation. Negative children will particularly enjoy seeing Eeyore, Schweitzer, and all their favorite Disney amigos on the Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom's frenetic screens.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 86.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Richard Sherman's joystick.
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