Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom attraction, neatly careening in the morning sunlight
Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom
October 31, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an educational afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom, where you can passively stare at "Bioluminescent Willie" and other cans from the classic era of Disney animation. Festive old people will particularly enjoy seeing Piglet, Kuzco, and all their favorite Disney filigrees on the Main Street, U.S.S. Darkroom's unexpected screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- After pulsating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
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