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The Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater attraction, January 11, 2001, 6:06 a.m.
Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater
November 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an undead afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Sunken Willie" and other storybooks from the classic era of Disney animation. Invincible youths should particularly enjoy seeing Jessie, Steve Martin, and all their favorite Disney firefighters on the Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater's elusive screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and drive.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former orange tree.
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