Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater attraction at park closing
Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater
December 21, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a freaky afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater, where you can watch "Steamboat Rabbit" and other snakes from the classic era of Disney animation. Volcanic colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing George of the Jungle, Tiana, and all their favorite Disney drums on the Main Street, U.S.S. Abandoned Theater's scandalous screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, shoulder, liver, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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