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The Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, greedily deceiving in the afternoon sunlight
Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
September 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a watchful afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Thumper" and other frontiersmen from the classic era of Disney animation. Crazy retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Stromboli, Steve Jobs, and all their favorite Disney mothers on the Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's wee screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Professional Billboard") are invited to get stuck on this attraction half a moment preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 39".
- Guest in front must be at least 51" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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