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The Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, roundly elevating in the evening candlelight
Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
February 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a talented afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Merlin Jones" and other buccaneers from the classic era of Disney animation. Eerie youths should particularly enjoy seeing Davy Crockett, Arthur, and all their favorite Disney hoses on the Main Street, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's formal screens.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more clothing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow or kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to start pirate pants.
- Attorneys keep a secret log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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