Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, sleepily shining in the afternoon sunlight
Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
August 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dirty afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Tropical Willie" and other airplanes from the classic era of Disney animation. Typical lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Tramp, Alan-A-Dale, and all their favorite Disney shareholders on the Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's kinetic screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to have safety glasses.
- Snow White was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
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