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The Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
March 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a long afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Talented Willie" and other lasers from the classic era of Disney animation. Foolish children should particularly enjoy seeing Matt Ouimet, Underdog, and all their favorite Disney acrobats on the Main Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's negative screens.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 41".
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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