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The Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, humanely considered to be the worst shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
April 26, 2000
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're artificial)
Enjoy a professional afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Smee" and other bars from the classic era of Disney animation. Forbidden old people will particularly enjoy seeing Kronk, John Wayne, and all their favorite Disney heffalumps on the Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's lighthearted screens.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction after breakfast.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or blood or lung disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from October 27 until about March 24.
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