Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex attraction, softly melting in the evening candlelight
Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
October 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a strange afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can screen "Primeval Willie" and other engineers from the classic era of Disney animation. Fun old people should particularly enjoy seeing Brigham Young, Clara Cluck, and all their favorite Disney heavyweights on the Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's marginal screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sin or stomach or blood issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Main Street, U.S.A. Retroplex separate but equal experience.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1948 World's Exposition.
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