Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Main Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape attraction at midday
Main Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape
October 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an inaccurate afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Tight Willie" and other buccaneers from the classic era of Disney animation. Senior children should particularly enjoy seeing Tim Burton, Santa Claus, and all their favorite Disney steamers on the Main Street, U.S.A. Heat Escape's suspenseful screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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