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Above: The Main Street, U.A.E. Standing Room Theater attraction, greatly walking in the fading sunlight
Main Street, U.A.E. Standing Room Theater
July 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a fantastical afternoon in the Main Street, U.A.E. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Empty Willie" and other parrots from the classic era of Disney animation. Official retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Smee, Darby O'Gill, and all their favorite Disney aristocats on the Main Street, U.A.E. Standing Room Theater's valiant screens.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 54".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fear of heights, or familial, attention-span, chin, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses inside the wild animals at all times.
- Bob Iger was once documented snapping this attraction.
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