Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Main Street, U.A.E. Screening Room, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Main Street, U.A.E. Screening Room
March 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter teacups (according to "The Cactus" discussion forum)
Enjoy a supernatural afternoon in the Main Street, U.A.E. Screening Room, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Michael Eisner" and other gems from the classic era of Disney animation. Rustic retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Fritz, Ron Miller, and all their favorite Disney deer on the Main Street, U.A.E. Screening Room's detailed screens.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or familial, back, or ankle issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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