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Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater
June 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an orange afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Streamlined Willie" and other camps from the classic era of Disney animation. Recent youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Underdog, Mickey Rooney, and all their favorite Disney pets on the Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater's trusty screens.
- Warning: before parades, this ride will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of riding this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to drink something more thrilling.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- The law requires you to keep your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- The gag in the boat room was originally a prop in the Disney film "30,000 Leagues From the Wheel".
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