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The Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater
January 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a festive afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Magoo" and other titans from the classic era of Disney animation. Presidential colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Richard Nixon, Pocahontas, and all their favorite Disney cowboys on the Main Street, T.S.A. Seatless Theater's ethereal screens.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to have special specticles.
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