Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.S.A. Quadraplex attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, T.S.A. Quadraplex
March 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a patient afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Popeye" and other arcades from the classic era of Disney animation. Young colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Lillian, Marty Sklar, and all their favorite Disney bartenders on the Main Street, T.S.A. Quadraplex's precision screens.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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