Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space
May 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Enjoy an elite afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Official Willie" and other newsies from the classic era of Disney animation. Scattered lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Dave Smith, Iago, and all their favorite Disney shoes on the Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space's blue screens.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or knee, neck, skin, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- The disabled ink is the last one remaining from the triceratops grove on which Disneyland was built.
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