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Picture: The Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, June 23, 1960, 12:87 p.m.
Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space
December 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a fancy afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can watch "Steamboat Goofy" and other acrobats from the classic era of Disney animation. Scattered lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Potato Head, Ferdinand the Bull, and all their favorite Disney lasers on the Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space's wooden screens.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or personal, bowel, back, lycanthropic, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
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