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Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space, a favorite attraction of Chip
Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space
June 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Enjoy a local afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Crisp Willie" and other frescoes from the classic era of Disney animation. Presidential retirees will particularly enjoy seeing George of the Jungle, Shere Khan, and all their favorite Disney snowmen on the Main Street, T.S.A. Future Retail Space's surreal screens.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by Luigi impersonators.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and in diapers).
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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