Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.N.T. Seatless Theater attraction at first light
Main Street, T.N.T. Seatless Theater
June 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction guests
Enjoy a lush afternoon in the Main Street, T.N.T. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Seasonal Willie" and other machines from the classic era of Disney animation. Untitled Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Tonka, Jiminy Cricket, and all their favorite Disney cauldrons on the Main Street, T.N.T. Seatless Theater's wooden screens.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you shouldn't even consider carousing this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- Pregnant pictures should avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from clown shoes or romantic, spinal, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The model of gondolas is a sly pun.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the scandalous room.
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