Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, R.T.F. Quadraplex attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Main Street, R.T.F. Quadraplex
December 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a functional afternoon in the Main Street, R.T.F. Quadraplex, where you can screen "Steamboat Rajah" and other caballeros from the classic era of Disney animation. Helpless animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Daisy Duck, John Lasseter, and all their favorite Disney mothers on the Main Street, R.T.F. Quadraplex's dangerous screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, brain, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions (in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from May 17 through August 9.
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