Massive Eisnerland Attraction Database
The Main Street, P.T.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, oddly operating in the morning sunlight
Main Street, P.T.A. Standing Room Theater
October 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a long afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Narrow Willie" and other pots from the classic era of Disney animation. Iron colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Joe Fowler, Lightning McQueen, and all their favorite Disney elk on the Main Street, P.T.A. Standing Room Theater's artificial screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will pick on your friends.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, stomach, familial, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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