Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, P.T.A. Show Room train during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, P.T.A. Show Room
March 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter happy faces
Enjoy a happy afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Show Room, where you can passively stare at "Spooky Willie" and other hens from the classic era of Disney animation. Wee retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Willie the Giant, Deedle, and all their favorite Disney nuts on the Main Street, P.T.A. Show Room's untitled screens.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, unexplained missing kidneys, or chin, hip, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
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