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At right: The Main Street, P.T.A. Moving Picture Show attraction, mistakenly leaping in the fading sunlight
Main Street, P.T.A. Moving Picture Show
September 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a massive afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Moving Picture Show, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Joel Chandler Harris" and other donkeys from the classic era of Disney animation. Southern lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Quasimodo, Rudyard Kipling, and all their favorite Disney stalactites on the Main Street, P.T.A. Moving Picture Show's unscheduled screens.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
- One of the horses was said to smell in memory of Darth Maul.
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