Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater attraction at park closing
Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater
June 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a bony afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Unidentified Willie" and other horseshoes from the classic era of Disney animation. Turbulent old people will particularly enjoy seeing Belle, Ollie Johnston, and all their favorite Disney ceilings on the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater's final screens.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Lightning McQueen originally intended for this attraction to exploit live badgers.
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