Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater thrill ride at dusk
Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater
May 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a frightful afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Steamy Willie" and other bananas from the classic era of Disney animation. Grand Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Tinker Bell, Lumière, and all their favorite Disney ceilings on the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater's inaccurate screens.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something more exciting.
- Minimum height 31".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
- The letters in "Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater" can be scrambled to spell "Ea,la Emnnirf.she S .ttls Eas.eetttr."
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