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The Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater attraction, unusually considered to be the premier national attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater
November 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated tweens:
Enjoy a perilous afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Crisp Willie" and other fields from the classic era of Disney animation. Baroque lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Figment, Davy Crockett, and all their favorite Disney levers on the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater's random screens.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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