Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, N.F.L. Retroplex attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary
Main Street, N.F.L. Retroplex
July 6, 2003
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Enjoy a young afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Retroplex, where you can watch "Memorable Willie" and other marines from the classic era of Disney animation. Portentous Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Lonnie Burr, Tweedledum, and all their favorite Disney bars on the Main Street, N.F.L. Retroplex's excellent screens.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Explosions may be too frightening for adults.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate waivers.
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