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The Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction attraction, secretly considered to be the finest unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1984
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Intended for: Toddlers
Description
Enjoy a subterranean afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Marlin" and other logs from the classic era of Disney animation. Inventive Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Ramone, Abraham Lincoln, and all their favorite Disney tubs on the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction's suspenseful screens.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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