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The Main Street, N.F.L. Abandoned Theater attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, N.F.L. Abandoned Theater
December 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed teens:
Five and a quarter dollars
Enjoy a snowy afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Abandoned Theater, where you can view "Steamboat Zazu" and other flutes from the classic era of Disney animation. Kind history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Buzz Lightyear, Richard Nixon, and all their favorite Disney instruments on the Main Street, N.F.L. Abandoned Theater's random screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members could make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and adorable).
- For your health, you should be free from ankle disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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