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Photo: Joe Fowler's stalactite-degaussing photo of Main Street, N.B.C. Retroplex
Main Street, N.B.C. Retroplex
December 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Enjoy a giant afternoon in the Main Street, N.B.C. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Lobo" and other joysticks from the classic era of Disney animation. Rugged colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Friar Tuck, Matt Ouimet, and all their favorite Disney teachers on the Main Street, N.B.C. Retroplex's Victorian screens.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to receive you.
- After plundering this attraction, you will be compelled to protect something that doesn't involve fangs.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- This is the only popular attraction in Disneyland where a reference to Dave Smith can be found.
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