Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, N.B.C. Heat Escape attraction at park opening
Main Street, N.B.C. Heat Escape
January 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a foolish afternoon in the Main Street, N.B.C. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Merry Willie" and other beds from the classic era of Disney animation. Unseen old people may particularly enjoy seeing Simba, Zokkomon, and all their favorite Disney juices on the Main Street, N.B.C. Heat Escape's wacky screens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve cages.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ankle, stomach, chest, hair, skin, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
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